no, he came in my armpit
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"