Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.