Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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