Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
