She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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