Don't you send me to vm
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i need some magic done to my vagina
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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