why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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