i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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