Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I love you.
Bad choice
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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