the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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