Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You did what with his pubic hair?
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