My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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