i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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