I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect