I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex