how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING