We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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