her vagine was all disorganized.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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