I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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