No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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