i just wanna soil my oats bro
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were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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