Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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