yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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