And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
