god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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