i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
there's paper in my vomit.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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