I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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