Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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