Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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