You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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