**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Damn victory sex feels great
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