Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
