I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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Let me jog your memory. You're an asshat.
Oh shit, Vick posts on TFLN?
Vick is the man, fuck u slut
thats just dick man
I don't condone beating animals, but some dogs have it coming, especially those attacking.
@fartsatwork why do we get thumbs down? Like any of these people would just let a dog gnaw their leg off and not kick it....grow a pair people it's ok to admit you would defend yourself
Whoa ppl... Calm down. You prob wuldve done the same if u wer high and/or drunk.
yfz501 I don't think you read
This has nothing to do with this tfln. I created an account solely to say this. Taipan, you are a closed minded, judgmental fuck. You should really just shit in your hand. I just wanted to get that out there. Oh and i read all the time. said8 you crack me up. Make that 21 people who comment on tfln. love, hangledangleluv
people DO read! #21 that's what's up.
Text says, "I think I kicked a dog," not, "I think I got attacked by a dog." Probably would have mentioned the larger of those two events. OP is a douche.
pianoman...sorry if i have some faith in humanity, but i would leave the attacking part out to be funny. Also, if i were drunk walking home, I would see any barking dog near me as attacking. I don't let things bite me just to make sure it really wanted to, and it's not like he shot it in the head or something, the dog is fine I'm sure. If the dog needs hugs though I know where to find volunteers
if said dog was chasing OP or threatening to bite, you would kick it too...if they just kicked it to be a douche then they succeeded
yfz501 I don't think you read FartsAtWork's comment correctly.
there is a very pivotal point in his sentence where it says but, genius that means if he was getting attacked he'd beat the hell out of that dog...and so would you now blow that out ur ass colan
It could have been a homeless man with a golden voice!
mayo, I will say he's a good QB...but as far as the whole dog killin stuff...douche.
well yfz501 I think he would only think of kicking a smaller dog that was attacking, but a bigger dog, like a pitbull, yeah definitely defend yourself. It's like a guy hitting a girl; never to be done, but if she is attacking with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, knock her ass out.
Maybe its just me.. But kinda sounds like a fake talkin about the 'You kick my dog' skit by weird al I think.....
I hope you get hit by a car. Unless it is anything smaller than a beagle cause then it is not really a dog.
Grrr. Damn dog just lying there asleep, really annoying me. Slowed me from getting home so I could type "First!!!" on tfln like the cunt I am.