currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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