chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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