found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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