she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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