eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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