did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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