Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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