Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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