My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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