I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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