seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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