Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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