Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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