Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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