do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
as a side note pls kill me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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