I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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