I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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