Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Did I show you my penis last night?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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