i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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