I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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