# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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