I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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