So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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