She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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