They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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