I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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