It's Friday. Sex?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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