So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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