Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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